blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma April 16, 2014

redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...

by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015

toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

toaster fairy

A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.

"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"

by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015

the fairy stare

When an obvious homosexual makes prolonged eye contact with you in a pub/club.

"this queer kept giving me the fairy stare- it was dead awks"

by jackdaw44 March 20, 2016

Fuck Fairy

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.

Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.

by JaySteeze September 13, 2016

Cigarette fairy

When you are to fucked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you're pack.

Man I had 5 cigarettes last time I looked now I have 6 the cigarette fairy came.

by Cleaverm100 October 6, 2016