After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.
That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.
by Starchylde May 29, 2016
mugGet the telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone handmug.
Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
mugGet the You got corn cobs in your earsmug.
Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)
Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears
by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019
mugGet the I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's earsmug.
a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face
- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces
by Nomdi February 3, 2019
mugGet the having one's ear on one's facemug.
Knowledge that someone is talking about you when you were not present.
Your ears must have been ringing, I could not stop telling people about you.
by Rebecca Wolf June 2, 2008
mugGet the Your ears must have been ringingmug.
A secret code used by gay women to figure out if the other woman is gay as well.
Do you make your own earrings? Yes, are you gay too?
by Murry June 20, 2020
mugGet the Do you make your own earrings?mug.
An americn eye ear.... oh god im so tired rn
goodnight :) uh it wont let me publish unless i say wet american eye-ear kisses lmaooo ok i love you good night ❤️”
by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018
mugGet the Wet American Eye-Ear Kissesmug.

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