Baby Douche

1. A male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.

2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.

3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.

4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!

This morning my husband was being a baby douche. He thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. When our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. Then he threw a tantrum when I said I would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. He is a grown man acting like a child. Therfore he is a baby douche.

by steffyb March 12, 2010

Douche Bag

The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.

Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."

Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."

Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"

by Kato, I'm his dad August 31, 2010

douche warehouse

1. the epitome of being a douche, the gold standard
2. a place containing a lot of douches

1. Man, that guy is really a douche warehouse.
2. Dude, this club is a complete douche warehouse lets go somewhere else

by osterich man December 9, 2008

Douche-Knucker

It is a noun for being a douche-bag but simply less pleasant( Say it with an English accent)

Man whore : "your a slut" Hooker:"Oh ya well you're a douche-Knucker" ( Say the part of the hooker with an English accent )

by The Zaiphai April 12, 2009

Douche wand

A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.

Man, did you hear what Bobby said to that girl trying to pick her up. What a huge douche wand!!!!

by Weslitzu June 20, 2008

Douche Picture

A Douche Picture is classified as the following:
A picture in the mirror showing abs.
A picture in the mirror showing non-existent abs.
A picture in the mirror flipping the mirror off.
or
A picture showing abs.
A picture showing non-existent abs.
A picture flipping the camera off.

Guy 1: "Dude delete that pic."
Guy 2: "why?"
Guy 1: "It's a douche picture."

by xXBITZXx July 29, 2011

douching queef

when a chick takes out the douche, it makes a fart noise...thus a douching queef.

by Charlie Brown May 17, 2003