donkey porker

when a man has sexual intercourse with an obese woman. He then lifts her fupa to reveal the puss, and goes to town.

dude i heard you fucked baby girl, you're a donkey porker lolololz

by shootermkgav1n January 21, 2010

Choke a donkey

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's

The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.

by Mr B. Igcock August 24, 2012

Donkey ass

an insult to any person

Hey serena you have a nice looking Donkey ass!!!!!!!

by Nwhite15 May 7, 2018

donkey thighs

bitch with some thick ass thighs! (thick in the thighs)

damn she got dem donkey thighs fo real!

by phineasfuk August 25, 2006

Donkey Balls

One who's testicles are abnormally larger than others. Balls the size of a Donkies. Usually the carry of these monstrasaties trades penis size for testicle size(By birth not by choice of course)

Comparable to E-Dollaz, everyone else's nutz looked like marbles when matched to his Donkey Balls

by Robert Barker August 28, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A really fuckin ugly person

Damn, that girl is a swamp donkey or, Hey, there goes swamp donkey

by Peter November 2, 2004

Donkey Punch

Most commonly known as punching your partner in the back of the head right before orgasm to tighten the vagina or anus. But, this is now known as the Republican solution for the economy. Where they bend over the common working man (mostly democrats) by taking away their tax breaks and giving them to the rich business men with the idea of a trickle down effect (The anal sex) and then to enjoy it more at the workers expense the business then use the tax breaks to buy a new car and mansion for their own pleasure.( The punch in the back of the head for added pleasure)

Scott Walkers new bill to take away collective bargaining and benefits from state workers is like a donkey punch to our under paid and under appreciated educators.

by peakaboooo February 16, 2011