Countryballs

(n.) They are little balls with different flags on them. You know it's a countryball if it's only about as tall as your knees. They get around by bouncing, and they don't have mouths. Their eyes are usually white circles. Some countryballs, ironically, are not balls. It depends on what countryball it is. For example, Singapore is a triangle, Israel is a cube, Kazakhstan is a brick, and the Reichtangle is a rectangle. (If you see the Reichtangle, run like there's no tomorrow, and don't stop until you know you're safe.) Countryballs are typically incorporated in art, but if you come across a countryball in real life, approach with caution. Keep in mind that a countryball will act differently depending on which countryball it is and its relationship with your country.

Person 1: Do you like countryballs?
Person 2: What are countryballs?
Person 1: *GASP*

by US-IL December 20, 2024

Countryman

The act of attempting a snooker in pool and failing miserably by actually setting up your opponent for an easy shot.

Nice countryman you muppet!

by SwampyUK January 16, 2025

country queer

Would be totally queer if living in an urban city, but lives in the country and therefore cannot announce or us self unaware but exhibits style, patterns, and behaviors of being queer

B:”That evangelical home schooling mom is super cool, with that butched haircut if she lived in Minneapolis, I’d say she’d totally be queer.”
J: “it’s like she doesn’t even know it. She’s country queer.”

by Eeeky Beeky January 29, 2025

Countryhumans

Cheap way to make countryballs porn

"WHY AM I GETTING SPANISH COUNTRYHUMANS VIDEOS IN MY REELS FYP!?"

by Theguywithsfs January 20, 2026

Country Bump

Someone from the South who does coke on the reg

“ Yo I just stepped out the bar and some country bump asks if i’m holding”
-“Man we gotta get a handle on these fucking country bumps”

by aquaphor_supremacist! January 22, 2026

COUNTRY COOKER

1.) A "Country Cooker" is when a blue collared farmer has been working all morning commando in a pair of overalls, has sloppy sex on his lunch break, and works the rest of the day without a shower. Saliva, and sex sweat.

Wilma and Cletus smell like a spoiled Country Cooker Health department would be very disappointed in those to.

by TheRealDonChalant615 January 23, 2026

Country Dicking

Floating a shot of whiskey in a cider or beer.

"It's been a rough week. Who's down for a round of country dicking?"

"May I please order a country dicked Bud Light?"

by mtmtnmma February 25, 2025