content flood

Placing so much info onto the internet as to to detour potential stalkers.

I defeated them with a content flood filled with more and more pictures, so they stopped looking for me in real life.

by Johnny Walker Whiskey August 23, 2011

Contemblacon

The act of contemplating whilst eating bacon, or using bacon as a means to promote thinking.

I'll eat this bacon while I am contemblaconing whether or not I can eat more waffles....

by Amo221 December 4, 2013

contemplissing

The act of intense contemplation whilst taking a piss in order to make a decision.

After a good contemplissing i had decided it was an overall great idea to drink another beer.

by balt skiggins November 16, 2013

Contextual Sexual

You haven't decided on your sexuality and are in a constant struggle to find out.

"I just caught you checking out both that guy's and girl's asses. You're such a contextual sexual!"

by Shuasage December 8, 2014

Context Dude

The Context Dude: a dude who's for sure a 6 but registers as a 10 in the context of the 3's and 4's he's surrounded by. The context dude exists in several environments including the classroom, the workplace, and both small and large scale social settings. The context dude is good for many things such as motivating u to look presentable at work or even just making your Monday 8am more bearable. However, when you first encounter the context dude out of context, your entire world may begin to change as you genuinely start question your vision/taste/character/sanity and u might in fact never trust yourself again. So please, keep the context dude in context and don't ruin it for the rest of us. He is probly a good dude, but we like him better in context.

You can always pull a solid context dude at a wedding.

Any good context dudes in that 8am science class?

by Cinnamonster_lol April 22, 2016

Context-sensitive

1. Adj. Used to describe words that have multiple meanings in which said meanings are typically used in drastically different contexts, sometimes resulting in said words becoming offensive when taken out of context.

2. Adj. Describes video game controls in which pressing a button in a certain situation(or context, hence the name) causes something to happen which usually progresses the game in some manner.

Ex 1: The word "raped" is very context-sensitive, as it it can mean the horrendous act of sexual humiliation, or when someone is utterly destroyed in a game or competition.

Ex 2: "Conker's Bad Fur Day" has so many context-sensitive controls, that there's even an NPC in the beginning that explains the concept to the player.

by GreatswordGuts September 23, 2016

Contergraph

A slang word for saying statistics

Look at them confusing contergraphs!

by MWUK1909 January 30, 2017