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Cleveland

A city in Northeast Ohio right below Lake Erie. It's an awful city, but everybody who lives there thinks it's the best city ever. The sports suck, the weather is bipolar (there is normally more snow on Easter than on Christmas), and it is dirt poor. The rich suburbs are all drug addicted.

On the up side, Cleveland has the rock and roll hall of fame and a lot of great rappers (for example, Kid Cudi <3) come from there. Also, the Cleveland Orchestra is really good. Famous people to come from Cleveland include: Halle Berry, Drew Carey, Jim Brown, Terrence Howard, Jim Tressel, Paul Newman, Cy Young, and Jesse Owens.
The sports teams in Cleveland are awful, but at least they have Lebron... Oh wait, he left.
by nanana1125 March 2, 2011
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Cleveland Browns

perhaps the worst franchise in the NFL next to the Raiders, Lions or Cardinals. A team with a dedication to losing that is almost mind boggling, even when the
team makes the right move in signing a good player they get hurt, (see Lecharles Bently). The NFL should never have resurrected this franchise, it should have
gone to a better city, like Las Vegas or San Antonio. GO STEELERS !!
Guy 1: Hey I got tickets to the Browns game, wana go?
Guy 2: Nah I am gonna sneak into the zoo and try to hand feed the polar bears.
Guy 1: Wow thats alot better then watching the Browns blow another one, can I come?
Guy 2: Sure but make sure you tie the food to your body,
Guy 1: Alright! This is gonna be great!

Gee what a surprise the Cleveland Browns lost again to the Steelers, what is the 6th time in a row? How is that a rivalry?

Cleveland Steamer was originated in Cleveland because Browns fans had to come up with something to release the stress of ALWAYS losing.

Publish this.
by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007
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Toe cleavage

When you wear shoes that show a small part of the top of your foot and you can see your toe cracks.
He hated it when her shoes showed her toe cleavage.
by Erica Bagley April 18, 2008
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ass cleavage

The act of a girl wearing a bikini bottom that is too small. So small to the point that her butt cheeks get pushed together and there is not enough material to cover the top of her butt thus creating ass cleavage.
by cali bred22 August 21, 2008
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window cleaner

A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!
This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!
by deathmetalfan November 16, 2011
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Cleveland Clam Chowder

During the act of cunnilingus, a giver vomits into the vagina of the receiver, and continues with the act obliviously.
We hooked up last Friday, I was so drunk I gave her a Cleveland Clam Chowder
by indistinctchatter October 8, 2010
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Cleveland Skeet Sweater

When you ejaculate, Throw up colorful cereals, and poop on your sex partners chest.
Tiffany was dying for a Cleveland Skeet Sweater on her 7th birthday.
by Your Pookie Bear November 29, 2010
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