Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex

“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”

by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022

Clean-Hank

Absolutely banging Youtube content. simply the best around

“Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”

by rhyparography July 16, 2021

Clean someone else's manatee

Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:

Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?

by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021

Mr. Clean

Something most people try to avoid being due to a lack of trust for Mr. Clean.

Mr. Clean had no friends once he became Mr. Clean.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

stoner clean

when yo shi so clean but you still got yo stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)

mannn my shiii stoner clean😩

by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021

stoner clean

when yo shi hella clean but you still got stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)

“mannnn my shi stoner cleannnn”

by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021