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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
mugGet the will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-pukemug.
You type the sentence "I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023
mugGet the I couldnโ€™t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚mug.

Piss Clean

A phrase used to describe an instrumental section with exceptional cohesiveness; often used in the marching arts.
Oh man, that drumline was Piss Clean!
by robot rage baiter August 10, 2024
mugGet the Piss Cleanmug.

clean sweep

When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.
Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!
by Last Hurrah Club February 11, 2023
mugGet the clean sweepmug.

Akron Steam Cleaning

When you stand naked over a Hot air Humidifier and bend over so team goes up your butt hole
To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings!
by Smitty870 February 15, 2024
mugGet the Akron Steam Cleaningmug.

clean Ricardo

a dude named Ricardo that is clean
did u see that clean Ricardo walking
by xbox-GT=DAYSTORM321 February 8, 2018
mugGet the clean Ricardomug.

Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself
Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!
by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023
mugGet the Clean Barendmug.

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