Christian Ortiz

A person who comes into a room and has to announce their presence by yelling or making some weird animal noises from a cat in heat to a donkey that was fatally stabbed

You're being a real Christian Ortiz right now.

by Shin Godzilla May 21, 2020

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Christian Jones

Real name of west coast singer Teeflii

The Real name of west coast singer Teeflii underrated Christian Jones

by heynzen February 13, 2019

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Best known his work as a GP on the tv series Embarrassing Bodies, Christian is openly gay and advertises the fact with an incredibly homo-erotic hair cut, which is said to be in the form of a man parting his buttocks.

Did you watch Embarrassing Bodies last night? Although i thoroughly enjoyed the Christian Jessen segment my favorite was watching the granny anus prolapse

by andre...i mean david king July 29, 2011

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Christian Gustafson

A pure sharpshooting point guard. Unguardable 3pt shooter. Try hard fortnite player that is do do.

Bro that Christian Gustafson is godly.

by HarryBaller November 30, 2018

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Holiday Christian

A Christian that only goes to church during the holidays.

Why does Ben even bother coming here? What, he can only make time to come to church during Christmas? He's such a Holiday Christian.

by Sanityfan May 2, 2010

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Christian Cort

not sus NOT my friend has a 22 inch blade and a katana my friend is swagstermcdreamwastaken_7___4notfoundinit_9787 and his dad is lebron james and daddy birchwood

poo is yum - Christian Cort

by aj davis_7initnotfound June 11, 2021

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