Cake Wasted

When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.

After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!

by cupcakes* July 4, 2011

Cake Dodging

When someone is absent from there place of work on there birthday to prevent them from having to purchase cakes for their colleagues. Thus dodging there turn to purchase a tasty treat for the work mates.

He is on holiday this week!!!" "But it is his birthday on monday is he Cake Dodging again??

by Digit-Trump October 8, 2010

flump cake

a dorky kid that waddles because of his/her out-of-proportionally large ass

that kid's a flump cake.

by Ballz13 December 1, 2009

cake hard

To waste time on unimportant things while ignoring looming deadlines.

"Why is Gordon still playing Smash Brothers? Isn't his make-up exam coming up?" "Yeah... that's the definition of cake hard!"

by sdrozdet January 23, 2009

Triple cake

When you get cake, sex, and nudes

Damn Trevor got triple cake from Taysha last night

by Tdawg_miller April 7, 2017

I'm a cake

A phrase used to convey that one is baked (high from smoking weed, dabbing, edibles, etc). The phrase is derived from "baked as cake."

Yo, I took too many dabs... I'm a cake right now, ya dig?
I'm boutta smoke, you wanna come be a fuggin cake?

by notmydick January 17, 2019

cake the make

Someone who wears way too much make up and generally requires a chisel to remove the many layers.

Friend 1 "Tanya looks so brown and pasty!"
Friend 2 "Yeah talk about cake the make!"

by FluteFairy August 4, 2007