Bump uglies

When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.

(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)

Josh and Nick got so wasted they started to bump uglies on the living room floor.

by sudnvm May 30, 2020

Bumped a Dumpster

The phrase used to describe having intercourse with an ugly partner.

Last night was rough, after I woke up I realized I bumped a dumpster.

by jimmydeaneggs August 17, 2020

Goose bumps

Little raised bumps on your skin to indicate cold or fear. A.K.A skin boners

Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!

by Jasmine9292 October 22, 2019

keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard

Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy

by rarenigs June 04, 2019

plumpa-bumps

The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string

Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.

by Mmmbrainz May 13, 2015

mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

by JessaCali September 10, 2023

bump squirt

A Bump Squirt is said when a man needs to orgasm quickly due to an urgent matter. It is usually uttered during vaginal or anal intercourse. It can also tell two people to hurry up because of an urgent concern. It means one more bump or thrust and then cum, Now!

Bump Squirt! My dad is coming up the stairs!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!

by What’s up! November 21, 2024