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jonas brothers

only the best thing to happen to the world. they are extremely talented, and have changed millions of people's lives. made the cover of rolling stone two times, being the youngest band ever on there; have played at the white house three or four times; were nominated for a Grammy in 2009; performed with Stevie Wonder at the Grammy's in 2009; and have sold millions of albums. Now to me, that doesn't really seem like they suck? Right? Thought so.

The Jonas Brothers have gotten me through some of the toughest parts of my life with their inspiring lyrics and quotes. With the help from them, and the Jonas Tree House, I'll have faith, and restart foreverandever. and always believe in eternal wghooops. <33333
The Jonas Brothers have taught millions of girls to have faith, and restart. <333
by jonas tree house clubian March 1, 2010
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Naked Brothers Band

A sign of the apocalypse.

It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!

The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.

When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.

The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.

I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.

I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."
by urmomlol April 5, 2007
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half eskimo brother

a guy who fucks the identical twin of a girl you fuck
"Bro, you should fuck her twin sister, then we could be half eskimo brothers!"
by P45C4L April 6, 2017
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jonas brothers

the most amazing boyband in the world.
inspirational and aspiring musicians.
by ashley sylvia January 19, 2009
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he's like a brother

A term girls use when describing another male to their boyfriend that they don't want them to worry about but she is banging his brains out. "Oh don't worry babe he's like my brother." You should definitely worry, he is probably balls deep in her as you read this.
Hanna: Don't worry about Joe, he's like a brother.

By this she means they're getting it on every chance they get.
by Dbauination October 1, 2013
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Is she ur brother

We use "Is she ur brother" when we are doing 3 things at once. After you've done that, you are becoming a quote and a question scientists can't answer.
A: Can I ask you a question?
B: Yes.
A: Is she ur brother?
B: Maybe.
by Hykium February 28, 2021
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Dogboy brothers

"Have you watched Wilbur and tommy?"
"Ohh yeah they're like Dogboy brothers
by my S/O is a dogboy May 30, 2021
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