bloody

Mad.

I was bloody when they called me into work today.

She's about to get bloody when she finds out who did this..

by Temmy girl January 14, 2003

bloody brilliant

Stupid like shit, mostly used by British and UK to state a situation or person's conditon. Usualy in shitty condition.
Oxymoron
Good by right it's the worst

"oh my god I left the car key at 34th floor and the elevator is dead."

"wha-, brilliant..bloody brilliant.. I'm out."

by 2kasa October 28, 2013

Bloody Mary

when one is bloody mary'd, he was usually makin' out with some whore that had red lipstick on. he usually get's it all over his face and it's pretty hard to get off.

wyler: dude, during the last passing period i was totally goin' at it with claudia. she has this red lipstick on and it got all over my face. can't you see it!? it's not good. it won't come off, man!

earl: yeah, i see it. haha that sucks major dick.

random girl: *walks by and whispers to her friend* haha, that guy totally got bloody mary'd. what a fag.

by christina louis December 19, 2008

bloobs

a bloob is a pair of man boobs, that seem to make a loop when jiggled. Blooby loop de bloob!

Mr. Lubes bloobs are so damn BLOOPY!

by Trevi May 10, 2006

bloody decimal

1) This is when a decimal point is created by getting some stupid emo to cut themselves and bleed on the page to create a decimal point.

2) When you punch someone straight in the forehead wearing a single circular-mount ring causing a red mark to appear on their forehead.

1) "Come here Ohmed u fuckin emo kid i need a bloody decimal to add effect to my work."

2) "That bloody decimal looked sore"
"It was"

by Kilted Kayaker November 23, 2006

Bloody Russia

An angry confused exclaimation. Usually meaning something along the lines of "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Man: "Will you go hump that llama?"
Boy: "Bloody Russia!!!! No way!"

by Daggers October 31, 2007

bloody chuckle

Hand-job performed upon male in either hetro or homo relationship, which results in the male recieving the stimulation to bleed from his penis.

"Debbie gave me a hand-job last night; it was a bloody chuckle"

by Chuckle Bros October 7, 2008