Big Bird

The sexual act of eating a dozen eggs (either cooked or raw), then vomiting the rubbery yellow mess onto your partner's chest.

Similar to a Cosby Sweater, in that both cause your partner to resemble beloved childhood icons.

"Hey Diana, can you pick up some eggs on the way home from work? I'm in the mood for a Big Bird."

by Phronk August 3, 2009

Early Bird

When your penis pops out of your pants/underwear.

Guy 1: "Ew dude whats that"
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I have an Early Bird"

by sumguyk24 September 13, 2011

edwin bird

edwin birds fly around all the time you might see one flying to your window one time! edwin birds are big blue birds

dave- I saw an edwin bird fly around my apartment yesterday!
phil- oh I see them all the time!
dave- oh that’s so cool!! we should start a bird petition

by dave12637383 May 25, 2021

Shaded Bird

when someone has one they have a shaded bird. if you know what a shaded bird is you can tell if someone has a shaded bird or if they dont have a shaded bird

"hey hows it going"
"great hey wait a minute do you have a shaded bird"
"yeah its pretty new"
"i can tell you didnt have one yesterday"

by alesf May 9, 2023

Shaded Bird

A shaded bird. You either are one or you aren't. You either have one or you don't. You know it if you have it.

Man did you see Kevin this morning? He was a total shaded bird man.

by Jaquelin Francis May 9, 2023

Respect the bird

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.

Respect the bird.
Or die.

The bird is life. Respect the bird.

by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017

Smashing The Bird

Any form of constant use of twitter.

Tom: What are you doing on that phone? Smashing the bird?

Robert: Course it's the schnaz.

by NDUB03 February 24, 2011