bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Frumpy Bastard

(Noun). The male equivalent of the female 'chronic bitch face'. When one's attitude cannot help but seep into their facial structure, making it seem as if a chronic shit is being taken.

Ding Ding from Breaking Bad has chronic Frumpy Bastard.

by FrumpyCat April 30, 2014

no spilling bastard

One who while pouring shots spills even a little bit.

Steven was such a no spilling bastard, he poured half the bottle on the table pouri g shots.

by whitetail lightning September 12, 2021

Bastard

Child born out of wedlock

He is Edward's bastard child

by Volibear November 1, 2021

Bastard

Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.

That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!

by Scrambled legs dance squad December 17, 2021

rat bastard

A despicable person, usually pakistani origins

Do you want to hang out with Umer?
Nah man, he is such a rat bastard

by CoolGamer123 September 22, 2021

Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person

Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..

by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023