Shake and Bake

Thrusting in and out vigorously causing much pleasure and continuously queefing in the process.

A dog was doing the shake and bake with a biscut on a rusty bench, more happened after…

by Jackman556 November 14, 2022

Bucket bake

Someone who is a grumpy bastard

Look at that bucket bake

by Banfe May 7, 2022

Bake

(n.) a person one finds attractive; an attractive actor or celebrity; alternative to bae or boo

plural: bakes

“Did you see Tom Holland? He is such a bake!”

by purpleturtle996 June 2, 2019

Bake

"Science that you're allowed to eat "

-Oh you know bake is like science that you're allowed to eat...-probably a scientist who likes to talk for personal reasons with his favorite radio host

by Thefacelessoldwomanwhosecretly May 10, 2019

ULTRA-BAKED

When you get so high that you forgot that you got that high, so you get even more high, and don't realize how high you have been. Connecting two brain cells becomes an impossible task that only jesus himself could achieve while being ultra-baked.

Yo chad, why did you get ultra-baked?

Chad replies, 'bro shut the fuck up and pass me the bong...'

by DJ CHAD March 4, 2021

Twice Baked

When someone’s chat is twice baked and you have the same repetitive boring COVID convos, from sourdough to banana bread.

I just had to get out of that chat, it was so twice baked and I’m utterly sick of talking about the pandemic.

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022