BAKE off

When you are hungry and your really want to eat so you have to go cook

Omd I need to bake off

by Aynnonamus?????? December 20, 2019

Baked Hoe

A person (often a girl) who sucks dick and smokes weed at the same time.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Daaamn! We were baked like a cake and she started sucking my dick.
Person 1: While you guys were smoking?
Person 2: Yeeeaaah!!!
Person 1: That's a baked hoe you got there! Lucky!!!

by MayaLN January 18, 2018

Baked Alaska

The act of performing an "Alaskan pipeline"
Until the contents of the condom is fully melted.
The condom is then emptied onto the willing partners chest and a Cleaveland steamer is performed.

That baked Alaska stinks.

by Plamp April 13, 2021

Baked Potato

The act of a person with Down syndrome getting high

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato

by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019

bake

equivalent to "piss off" or "fuck off"

"please bake"

"can you bake please?"

by partygetsmewetter122 April 29, 2023

Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.

That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.

by VonkeyKong January 14, 2024

Procrasti-baking

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking a variety of delicious treats, only to end up with a kitchen full of goodies and no progress made on the task at hand.

"I have a paper due tomorrow, but I ended up procrasti-baking a batch of cookies instead."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023