Procrasti-baking

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking a variety of delicious treats, only to end up with a kitchen full of goodies and no progress made on the task at hand.

"I have a paper due tomorrow, but I ended up procrasti-baking a batch of cookies instead."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

bake

equivalent to "piss off" or "fuck off"

"please bake"

"can you bake please?"

by partygetsmewetter122 April 29, 2023

Baked User

A fat reject who stays in his room all day moderating a website, similar to a reddit moderator but lower on the totem pole.

Have you seen Buttocks? He smells like pee. Probably a Baked User

by Kfded November 21, 2023

Bake And Bake

VERB-- When you are high as fuck, then go to a kitchen and begin baking random boxed mixes, then while bake and baking, you then begin a vlog on your camera app.

(resolution for munchies)

(true bake and baking is done )

(you typically do not watch vlog)

"Do you want to 'bake and bake' tonight chief?"

"Hell yeah brother!"

by Power trooper November 21, 2023

Bush’s Baked Beans

When you fart and it rolls up slowly between your pussy lips and pops on the tip of your clit.

Tiffany let out a Bush’s Baked Beans, while watching an episode of Cops.

by Stellar Catalyst December 8, 2023

Baking maybes

If yer not "making babies" you may just be "baking maybes". some people were born to be parents. Some are just maybe makers

Oh.. she aint nobodies momma, she aint even makin babies, she just

"baking maybes"

by KrashWorship December 26, 2022

baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!

Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole

by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023