A band that started in Wyckoff, New Jersey. The band consists of three guys, Nicholas Jerry Jonas - 16, Joseph Adam Jonas - 20, Paul Kevin Jonas II - 21. It started out when Nick got discovered in a barber shop and they had him write music. Kevin and Joe helped him write and sing the song ' Please Be Mine ' which made them get discovered too. They made one album with Columbia Records, called ' It's About Time'. After that they dropped that company and went with Hollywood Records, which they have gained three albums from. Their self titled album 'Jonas Brothers', their first platinum ' A Little Bit Longer', and their newest ' Lines, Vines, And Trying Times'. They are popular, but mostly for girls from ages 13-20. Boys normally don't like them, but there are some that do. They wear purity rings, which means no sex til marriage. Kevin recently got engaged to Danielle Delesea. They got engaged July 1st, 2009.
Jonas Brothers World Tour
by megans.... August 18, 2009
Nigger with a jazz trumpet
by gondority October 12, 2006
A sign of the apocalypse.
It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!
The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.
When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.
The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.
I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!
The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.
When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.
The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.
I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.
I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."
I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."
by urmomlol April 05, 2007
by ashley sylvia October 08, 2008
by P45C4L April 06, 2017
A term girls use when describing another male to their boyfriend that they don't want them to worry about but she is banging his brains out. "Oh don't worry babe he's like my brother." You should definitely worry, he is probably balls deep in her as you read this.
Hanna: Don't worry about Joe, he's like a brother.
By this she means they're getting it on every chance they get.
By this she means they're getting it on every chance they get.
by Dbauination October 02, 2013
by my S/O is a dogboy May 30, 2021