tank top tony

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.

My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.

by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024

Reload the tank

When a man takes time in between rounds of sex to eat or drink in order to replenish sperm and energy.

“By the third round I needed 30 minutes to reload the tank”

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Reload the tank

When a man takes some time in between rounds of sex to eat and(or) drink in order to replenish semen and energy.

“By the third round with Stacey I had to take 30 minutes to reload the tank”

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Fredikin the Fucking Tank

Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.

No because I'm Fredikin the Fucking Tank.

by Lore Tellers March 26, 2023

TANK

THING THAT HAS TRACKS AND SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS

OH NO THE TANK SHOT ME

by trytwbcwgf April 3, 2023

Tunisian Tank Twister

The Tunisian Tank Twister (TTT) Is a sexual move where a man ejaculates inside of a woman's oxygen tank. The pressure from the air causes the semen to build up and move throughout the hose. It then accumulates in the nostrils and stops the victim from breathing. Similar to a Kansas Tornado.

Eric: Yo last night I gave my grandma a fire Tunisian Tank Twister (TTT) and she died from it
Hank: Fire bro

by anonymous April 1, 2025

Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.

1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you

by huskyspin April 4, 2025