canadian heritage moments

Historical shorts whose goal is to make Canadian history as boring, lame, and respectable as possible. The actors appear to be given about 35 seconds to rehearse the script, which usually appears to have been written in about four minutes (by a friend of the producer's). They are the quintessential product of upper-class Canadian culture -- a condescending attempt to interest the proles in "their" history.

"Oh, you crazy Canadian kids!" is an actual line from a Canadian Heritage Moment.

by Papa B-16 May 10, 2005

Canadian Exhaust Pipe

Firstly a man must stick his own index finger into his pee hole up to the first knuckle. Then slowly remove index finger and insert a lit cigarette (filter first). Quickly begin to have rigorous and sweaty buttsex with another man. If the cigarette falls out of the first mans pee hole the partners must then switch positions. This act continues until either a.) You use an entire pack of cigarettes or b.) you ejaculate onto cigarette. If scenario b occurs the ejaculator then makes the other partner smoke the cum drenched cigarette.

It took Matt and Dave 4 hours to finish their Canadian Exhaust Pipe.

by BOATS! July 30, 2009

Canadian Back Rub

to cross check someone in the lower back repeatedly.

That hoser was giving me a hard time so I gave him a good canadian back rub.

by Chris Pronger June 21, 2012

canadian cock slap

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and cock slap a girl so it sticks to her cheek.

Did you hear Dan banged Madison in the Denny's bathroom and have her the ol Canadian cock slap?

by Jrocknowwhatimsayn August 17, 2016

Canadian Spray tan

The act of urinating into the top tank of the toilet, so when the owner of the toilet flushes more urine just comes out

She pissed me off so I have to give her bathroom a good ol Canadian spray tan

by Dat1Hoe February 22, 2017

Completely Canadian Race

The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.

"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"

by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009

Canadian Shit-Snitch

A person who hangs out at truck stops and reports you to the authorities for letting your dog defecate in the parking lot.

Paul: "I'm calling the police on that truck driver. He let his dog shit in the parking lot and that's not cool."
Nick: "Don't be such a Canadian Shit-Snitch."

by Ballsnatcher June 4, 2018