Chinesism

The feeling you get when you want to steal the West Philippine Sea
When we traveled in the Philippines my friend saw how big the West Philippines Sea is he got Chinesism.
by GlitchEcCity May 18, 2019
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Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.
"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"
by SwaggyG420 May 09, 2017
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chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other
Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦
by That guy that is me November 19, 2015
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Chinese Dog Paddle

When a person is doing their partner from behind, goes to slap their partner's ass, misses, and strikes them on the back of the head instead.
Bro, it was awful. I was having such a good time that I went for an ass slap and ended with a Chinese Dog Paddle. ...Hey, bro, where you going?
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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Chinese Cape

When and individual stretches their ballsack out and wrap it around the shaft of their penis, leaving the head exposed at the top.
I met my wife by walking up to her at a bar lifting my shirt and showing her my Chinese cape.
by Johnpringle December 01, 2023
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Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!
Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!
by BOBY SANCHEZ February 08, 2018
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Chinese food

Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat
by Aloafofdeath February 27, 2019
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