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Drama Zombie

One who feeds off of drama. Typically it is a person of middle school to high school age who walks around school looking for and thriving off of drama, avoiding doing any actual work or gaining any type of education. Drama is all they need. Even if it is none of their business they will hop right in to get their fix.

Could also be a person of adult age who engaged in so much drama during their school years they are unable to go through adult life without. They need it, they want it, they have to have it.

You can avoid turning into a drama zombie by minding your own damn business. The only cure from being a drama zombie is to start minding your own damn business.
Excuse me Susy, are you going to get to class or are you just going to hang with these drama zombies all day.

Carol from accounting is such a drama zombie does she actually crunch any numbers?

Chad, your such a drama zombie, can you add anything productive to this group project?
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FEMINIST ZOMBIE 

A CONTRACICTIVE PRUDE.

A staging definition as former salient , as this is any gender that has anti-telepathic STOIC AWARENESS.

EAT SHIT.

A MONOPOLY'S DREAM COME true.
Come on ELLEN as on your show you are so generous BUT here you are being a FEMINIST ZOMBIE when we are trying to play CARDS AGAINST HUMANUTY such an incredible game.

You cannot read the mind of a FEMINIST ZOMBIE for only BUT EXCEPTION maybe as they go PRUDE side by they will never talk to you even if you try to PISS THEM OFF as be very careful with these people.

The STOICISM will have you do only one thing if you try to penetrate a FEMINIST ZOMBIE as you will become a MANDATORY SHITEATER and EAT SHIT LITERALLY as ANATOMICALLY INGEST SHIT.

One of the biggest functions of the FEMINIST ZOMBIE is to break down anybody's IMAGE to a NOBODY par example EXHIBITIONISTIC SHIT EATER as SHIT IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL and the MANDATORY SHITEATER pierces LOWER AND LOWER levels each TIME.

LAPDOG ZOMBIE 

More loyal then any police dog as a human being drug addict will do anything for their DRUG FIX.
Hey badge 2298 just get that LAPDOG ZOMBIE at HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA BRYAN as he will clean up for you and get the job done just for that simple FIX

WOD Zombie 

The deviant meme-maker of the CrossFit community. Described as a "CrossFitting 1990s Christian Slater", the WOD Zombie is on an endless mission to cross all boundaries and give people a chance to laugh at the things the CrossFit world is afraid to talk about.

Synonyms: Llamas, Weightlifting Bears, Gym Frogs.

Antonyms: Spinster Cat Man
WOD Zombie by WODZOMBIE November 23, 2021

Rob Zombie Flavor Index 

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.
Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

national zombie day 

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him
Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN
national zombie day by trollerspy December 14, 2021

clarksburg zombie 

One who is out walking the streets at all hrs of the night. usually under the influence of methamphetamine...
Man did you see all the clarksburg zombies at McDonald's and go mart