ur mom 

ur mom is really hot, the hottest in the world. she could burn any house in 1 second if she liked. she is also known as the fat woman, probably even more fatter than universe that she couldnt live there thus she is dead lmao. ur mom living with u right now is a robot :) (except mine ofc my mom is neither thin nor fat)

ur mom fat
ur mom gae
ur mom is kinda hot

ur mom by not really ur mom September 12, 2022

Ur mom 

A wierd kid trying to insult u or just trying to be cool

Me: hey!

That wierd kid: Ur mom

Me:well okay?

Ur mom by Fiszty September 12, 2022

Ur mom gay 

Ur mom gay is a (homophobic but not in a bad way) insult used by 13-year-olds who think they are funny.

Pwerson 1: Muy mom got coffee.
Person 2: HaHa Ur mom gay
Person 1: Actual;y, Susan is Bi and Ella is pansexual. Nice try tho.
Person 2: Ok but they are in a WLW relationship, so it's still very fruity.

Ur mom gay by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022

Urmm 

Yes

Boy- is it in?
Girl-urmm

Urmm by I am very veryyyyyy smarttt September 19, 2022

UR MOM 

Its a comeback for .... bacically anything

Person1:i had spaggeti last night
person2:i had ur mom last night

UR MOM by HEY its me again September 20, 2022

ur mom 

a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.

"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*

ur mom by dykerella September 20, 2022

Ur mom 

That one human being that is a girl and very kind and loving to son. Too sad if you dont have one.

Hey you! Ur mom is so kind to me. But she died in a car crash.

Ur mom by KatakuriFan69 September 20, 2022