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When unicorns... um... do it. And by do it, I mean fuck.
That nasty furry probably thinks about uniporn all day...
Uniporn by casper July 9, 2004

stop tickling furry unicorns 

Stop tickling furry unicorns is another way of saying STFU which means "Shut the f*** up".
Big, Shaq sized Transformer who eats up any planet or moon in it's path. Basically the baddest mofo in the universe. He has a "planet mode" in which he consumes planets and also a robot mode. First appearance was in the 1980's Transformers Cartoon Movie, in which he rebuilt a defeated Megatron into Galvatron, and in return he made Galvatron his bitch. But at the end of the film Hot Rod turned into Rodimus Prime via The Matrix (Allspark in live movie) and Rodimus used The Matrix to destroy Unicron.
Unicron better appear in the next live movie.
Also note that Unicron had epic voice. And oh ya, the movie takes place in the year 2005, so it all happened 2 years ago...
Unicron:"For a time…I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron. But now, you shall witness...its dismemberment!"
RE1000: "What's that thing eating the moon up there in space? Ohhhh it's The Unicron!"
Unicron by RE1000 August 30, 2007

unicornius 

An amazing song by Oliver age 24. Watch the video on youtube. It is amazing.
Unicornius is my favorite song.
unicornius by MysticPotato June 14, 2015

Unicronian 

Consisting of incomprehensible mass or quantity, in reference to the size of Unicron a prodigiously large robot whose scale reaches planetary proportions, and retains the ability to transform into a mechanical planet.
I busted a Unicronian nut and afterward required a long nap.
Unicronian by Monsterhaus February 5, 2010

unicorgan 

A unicorgan is a majestic as fuck creature created by the heated fornication of a unicorn and a dragon, as the unicorn was feeling particularly uni-horny. The offspring (the Unicorgan) has two mighty wings, as well as a horn on its head and the ability to breath fire. This mighty beast is fond of relaxing in the canopies of trees after spending an afternoon fucking up vilages and slaughtering their citizens.
The Unicorgan flew through the skies, its magnificent and scaly genitals floating in the breeze.