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1.Something that never existed.

2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie
"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."
by anonymous April 24, 2023
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Unicorn

A unicorn is a person who is willing to join an existing couple. They may join the couple only for sex, or they may become a more involved part of the relationship and spend nonsexual, companionship time together too.
"Me and brad are looking for a unicorn to spice things up!"
by Smartickles January 24, 2024
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Unicorn

A magical horse with a rainbow mane and a horn that walks on RAINBOOOWSSS <33333
" Mom i want to be an unicorn "
"Sure honey"
by Anonima999 April 17, 2017
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safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me
by TiggyMima September 10, 2016
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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Wet Unicorn

The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.
He wanted to the Wet Unicorn on my butthole.
by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023
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Wet unicorn

The act of a man putting a wet piece of corn in another mans asshole
by Wet unicorn December 1, 2019
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