I was eating bread while watching TV and then suddenly when Katniss came on, I swear it became toast!
by Chaotic-opinions June 25, 2018

by Jeanne Fetsch June 14, 2018

by fingerblaster 4000 July 12, 2019

one of the bestest of friends ive ever had no shes not my friend my fucking wife i love her sm she deserves the world
by hutaoswife May 16, 2021

Cousin to the Dutch Oven, only with a Toasted Marshmallow, you load her pillow up with your anal expulsions then wait until she puts her head on it (or, you could just hold it over her face).
Dude, Melissa got quite the Toasted Marshmallow last night. I ass gassed her pillow and waited for her head to land. Totally stunk her out!
by Whacky-doodle May 30, 2018

by Comparability October 30, 2017

This shit is delicious alright? It's the best thing you'll every find at your local coffee shop.
And if you're a sick fuck like me, dip them in the soft boiled eggs like a mad man.
And if you're a sick fuck like me, dip them in the soft boiled eggs like a mad man.
by KennyDraws May 20, 2021
