cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.

"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"

by Behr July 4, 2008

alabama thunder cunt

A lady that is so fat her twat smacks the ground making thundering noises oh and shes from alabama

Woah look at that massive alabama thunder cunt

by trenchcoat July 25, 2016

Big Thunder

A large car that can carry a lot of people. Driver plays good music.

chloe: what are we doing this weekend?
jack: we're road trippin' in Lauren's Big Thunder!! You in? Everyone is going.
chloe: HELL YEAH!

by lolococopopo June 2, 2018

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.

“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”

by Katalyna October 8, 2021

The rolling thunder

This move is like crop dusting someone, but instead of giving a small fart you drop a massive fart bomb that is really loud and smells really bad.

Did you see the way Jerry gave Thomas the rolling thunder in the bathroom earlier.

by Toe anal June 14, 2019

Brazilian thunder monkey

you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face

hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night

by jigglebit April 16, 2021

Thunder Clap

When thy sweaty thighs smack against thy sweaty scrotum .

When Zach was underneath me, I Thunder Clapped right in his face.

by cowcock.lmk November 15, 2014