Ripped me a new one

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.
I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.
by Hancockked June 03, 2010
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slurpee rip-off technique

A process used by unscrupulous 7-Eleven customers. Involves finding a cheap item in 7-11 like a pack of gum,corn nuts,sweet tarts,cigarettes and the like. Then by placing it at the bottom of a Slurpee cup when nobody is looking,the Slurpee cup is filled up to the top,obscuring the contents of it with slush. Don't try it with a transparent cup though,and don't try to steal the latest issue of Maxim either.
I got the shit beat out of me by some Arabic 7-11 clerk the other day when I tried to put a Slim Jim in my slurpee cup.
by 0niTTRay January 18, 2004
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My space ripped kid

My space ripped kids are basically teenagers usally between the ages of 13-17 that think there "ripped" or "buff" from having low body fat thus giving them a pothetic "six pack" that is only due to malnutrition. They generally have forearms no bigger than 5" inches and have no muscle tone at all. They are often in emo, skater boy and weird kid group. These idiots think there "six pack" gives them a right to take excess pictures of themselfs shirtless and post it on myspace/facebook. Total tools. often found on body building websites either trying to show off there "six packs" or asking on advice to get bigger biceps but not actually wanting to be really in shape.
1. My space ripped kid: I'm so sexy I have t3h six pax0rz!!!1

Real athlete: stfu you fucking tool and go back to puking in a toilet you emo skater prick
2. *body building looks at my space ripped kids profile* GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ.
by Sexybeast293 July 07, 2009
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Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!
by Jeepersbo February 02, 2007
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stabby rip stab stab

A term used to mock an emo kid. It is often spoken in jest with wild flailing motions of your right hand across your left wrist to symbolize the self-injury that is associated with emos.

The term "stabby rip stab stab" was first used in "The Emo Song," written by Adam and Andrew.
After listening to that sad song, I was, like, "stabby rip stab stab."
by Citizen_14 January 06, 2007
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RIP THE TITS OFF THIS BITCH

To rock, rally, destroy, kick ass, dominate, etcetera.
Let's listen to some Dio and RIP THE TITS OFF THIS BITCH!
by laceylykewhoa June 13, 2008
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Get ripped or die tryin'

Smoking weed in an attempt to get as high or 'ripped' as humanly possible.

Choofing your balls off with no regard for one's own safety or physical or mental well-being
Anf: "Yo, Did you wanna have a choof tonight?"

Mat: "I'm hangin' for a choof.
Let's get ripped or die tryin'"
by MatParker March 14, 2011
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