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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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spider 2y banana

Anything that's complex and not easily understood by a layperson; to intentionally obfuscate or confuse someone with verbiage.
Damn dude, I just asked you for the time, and you went all spider 2y banana on me!
by dauntless5 September 1, 2021
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Spider Cup Technology

A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.
Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.
by Driver2900 June 7, 2020
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Squashed Spider

An anus
by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012
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Houdini into the Spider-Man

When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man
Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.
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A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.
Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!
by cassoy August 4, 2021
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Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.
by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021
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