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Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
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queef

when a female audibly flatulates out of her pussy.
by amysworld May 13, 2021
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a left queef to the bosom

When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag
Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.

BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-

rest in peace
by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023
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steamy queef

A moist expulsion of air from the vagina, best seen on colder days.
"You can tell it is cold out when, your see a women and she has steam coming from her vagina region, you know she just let out a good steamy queef...."
by Pyramiddude87 March 18, 2014
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queef

fart bubble goes through ur cooch lip and not ur bout crack
when you feel a fart but feel the fart bubble goes out the front and ur cooch lips open so you basically queef
by lexatives April 6, 2025
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zest queef

The act of being joe thompson and fingering his autistic cat while licking his sisters fishy minge
Your a right zest queef you are
by anonymous February 12, 2024
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Boof Queef

Smoking weed through your vagina, then pushing the smoke out by queefing.
Jane: I tried to boof queef today. Got me hella high but burnt my lips.
John: What the fuck
by chickfilamastar August 15, 2024
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