pirates den

Taking 2 dicks in the same hole, applies to both men and women

He had 2 guys come home with him and make him into a pirates den.

by NodickRick January 10, 2018

Pirates Booty

THE BEST SNACK EVER! If you ever get hungry and don't know what to eat, buy pirates booty! It is cheesy and delicious! They are crunchy and sometimes soft! Perfect snack!

Girl: What snack should we eat?
Me: Definitely pirates booty!
Girl: Mmmm yeah!!

by hiitsmekatieannoyinggirl May 14, 2020

Crown the pirate

When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.

Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.

I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.

by Corporalcupcake November 15, 2010

Pussy pirate

Someone all the girls go to when they are looking to lose their virginity

He better not bang another one of those chicks, or else he’s going to become their pussy pirate.

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooo February 14, 2021

Pirate Ship

When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.

1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro

by TheHoseDragger December 16, 2018

pirate bath

A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.

Mommy said "have a pirate bath because that is how Pirates wash" and the beastly little creature believed her.

by Mo Lincs January 26, 2010

cunt pirate

A cunt, Commonly known as a vagina, pussy, beaver, etc
a pirate- Someone who steals things.. well you should know what a pirate is.

Well Cunt pirate- Known to me as many things:

One: A lesbian whore.
two: Just a total douche bag that no one likes.
three: Anyone who judges people on there appearance.

Bob: Sally had sex with that chick she met at the bar last night

George: WOW! That cunt pirate!

Kevin is such a cunt pirate!

Brooke: Look at the pants he is wearing. He is such a fag.
ME: WOW! Isn't she just a cunt pirate.

by Rhetnuh FML xD November 12, 2009