beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.

P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"

by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024

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sopping buns

When the toilet water splashes on your butthole and the clench squeezes the water up your butthole.

I had a turdzilla moment and ended up with a case of sopping buns.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 18, 2024

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Bunning

Laying on top of a girl with your penis smushed between her butt cheeks for extended periods of time

Bro, me and my girlfriend were bunning for two straight hours last night while she scrolled reddit.

by Migis101 December 17, 2022

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Bun

A Bun is someone who hypes up plans but always ends up backing out at the last minute. Bun’s usually have the best excuses prepared in their arsenal so that they can escape from any plan thrown at them.

A Bun: Let’s go! I’m the most down person there is. We going no matter what.

Victim of a Bun: Sounds good, I’ll meet you there @10:00pm.

A Bun: Damn, nevermind. I won’t make it, I have to walk my sisters neighbors dogs pet fish later. You guys have fun though!

by A Victim of Bun October 21, 2022

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