Jake Johnson

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

by Clarkey September 22, 2022

jake paul

a huge dick

you're being a jake paul m8

by fwibblewop September 1, 2018

Jake Paul

No one likes him he is a dumb fuck

Jake:hi john

John:no one likes you u dumb fuck jake Paul

by Jon the happy bad December 3, 2019

Jake Hondl

He kinda a freaky and can get a little rowdy ngl

"hey, have you heard of Jake Hondl?"
"Isn't he that weird fellow?"
"Yeah, and I met him and he kinda is."

by Jake 2008 Honda Civic May 16, 2023

Jake Pauler

The most annoying little brat in the world. This are said to little 12-year old kids who are brainwashed by the OP master himself, "Jake Paul".

"Shut the fuck up ya Jake Pauler. No one gives a fuck about your Haley shit."

by equinox_07 April 18, 2018

Jake Herwitz

A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.

Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"

by jakeandamirfan January 21, 2013

baller jake

Gigantic raging cock, hates porch monkeys, exceedingly slim and large head, with a mouth fit for a blowjob. Has a soft spot for cats, aka likes pussy.

Man I had such a good time last night. He was such a baller jake.

by Bitchcracker March 6, 2016