lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

Run on Pirate Gold

A store which appears to have no, or almost no customers, but stays open despite this apparent oxymoron.

I've never seen any customers in that store, but it's been open for the last ten years. It must run on pirate gold!

by Clowpie August 17, 2014

Triple Gold Club Cel

An incel who cannot get laid because he has won the Olympic gold, Stanley Cup and World Championship of hockey. These players usually take hockey very seriously and puts all their time and effort on it, literally being on a hockey monk mode. Therefore they do not have any extra time of getting laid.

- Did you hear that Crosby went to the mountains again to focus on the upcoming NHL-season?

- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.

by Best_celler January 14, 2024

Gold van

When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.

Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then

by Tom28281 May 2, 2023

Zomato Gold And Chill

When you have fun with your friend and/or someone speacial at an awesome Zomato Gold Partner in your city,making merry and saving them bucks. Bang for the buck basically. Pun Intended,maybe.

GF - Lets call in food tonight and netflix and chill.

ME - Let's just Zomato Gold and Chill.

by Paintsoul August 2, 2018

Denver Gold Rush

When a you takes twice the amount of prescribed laxatives and runs through the streets screaming, "I'VE HIT GOLD!" All the while you are violently shitting hot steamy liquid out of your bunghole.

Lil Wayne: Sup foo' , whats going on?

You: Nothing much, I did just Denver Gold Rush my hometown and get arrested for public indecency.

Lil Wayne: Yo, that's frit

by Denver Country Club December 11, 2018

The Gold Pill

Similar to the Red Pill, but with the major difference being that instead of accepting right-wing ideology, you accept libertarian/anarcho-capitalist ideology.

"So I've been reading a lot of Rothbard and Hoppe lately. I am becoming increasingly more anarcho-capitalist. I took The Gold Pill."

by Cynical Corgi December 13, 2024