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tit taco 

the act of pushing together a girls tits and having sex with the cleavage.
"I just tit taco'd ginger last night"
- oh wow man I've always wanted to try that
tit taco by boxed beauty January 8, 2012

that bitch stole my taco! 

technically from a myspace bulletin chain-letter. taco: some nice thing of yours, could be a gf/bf, or winning a game. basically means you lost something, not an item though.
"That bitch stole my taco!"
"Oh no she did not."
"Hellz no. That be my taco. Nobody steals my taco."

florida taco del mar 

a variation of the florida taco-- when you cum into a pelican's mouth and mix up your semen with the fish guts located in the pelican's mouth pouch/sack, then squirt it into a vagina and eat it out of the vagina, then you shit on a big corn tortilla and puke up the fish/semen/vaginal secretions, then roll it all up into a big soft taco and feed it to a baby.
damn, that florida taco del mar looks freak nasty.

Wet Taco 

A wet pussy. Preferabley a black chick, so there is some cold beef inside.
Dude that chicks wet taco was so nice.
Wet Taco by Blumpkin Jones March 5, 2009

ear taco 

to fold someones ear so that it appears to form the shape of a taco. Usually done to those whom are in need of a spanking, but doing so is not appropriate in a public setting.
Give Jenny an ear taco because she is being a very very bad girl.
ear taco by wilmer hilson December 30, 2006

Peanut Butter Taco 

1. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having someone lick it off.
2. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having a dog lick it off.
~What I did to your mom last night.
~And your dad.