The act of finger fucking a girl, while moving your fingers around and making goofy doodle noises in a high pitched voice.
by Jedi Master Yoda May 2, 2007
Get the Turtle Tickler mug.everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.
by nick March 14, 2004
Get the messy turtle mug.When someone ejaculates up someone else's ass, then waits for that person to take a shit, waits for them to get a turtlehead (bit of shit hanging out their ass) then proceeds to lick the come off the shit.
"I really fancy licking your turtle"
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
"I dont know how to do it"
"on't worry with me you'll be just fine....no bend over..."
by Robert Lewis March 11, 2005
Get the Licking The Turtle mug.Slang for beef jerky
by Odinsworn December 20, 2006
Get the turtle cock mug.A Jersey Turtle is an annoying and vaguely Soprano-esqe pest that crawls out of the armpit of the United States, New Jersey, and infests 'quaint' and 'resort' towns throughout the state of Vermont. As soon as the snow hits they come up from hibernation to 'hit the slopes, dude!' The most common location for a Jersey Turtle to be spotted is along USRT.4 heading from New York state into Rutland, VT.
Most Jersey Turtles are large oversized SUVs including (but not limited to): Suburbans, Hummers, Tahoes, Lexus', and rarely a Land Rover. Expect to see various items of ski/snowboard gear to be strewn across the road as well... this is the telltale sign that a Jersey Turtle has been in the area.
Most Jersey Turtles are large oversized SUVs including (but not limited to): Suburbans, Hummers, Tahoes, Lexus', and rarely a Land Rover. Expect to see various items of ski/snowboard gear to be strewn across the road as well... this is the telltale sign that a Jersey Turtle has been in the area.
"Oh crap, is that a car in the median?"
"Nah, it's just a Jersey Turtle."
"Ah, ok... they should learn to drive"
"Sure, but then what would they replace the drives licenses with in the vending machines?"
"Good point."
"Nah, it's just a Jersey Turtle."
"Ah, ok... they should learn to drive"
"Sure, but then what would they replace the drives licenses with in the vending machines?"
"Good point."
by theturtlehunter February 24, 2010
Get the Jersey Turtle mug.A term for a person's pubic hair or bush that has a bald spot.
Referring the the 'turtle' part of this nick name, a hairy turtle is more common in males than females(seeing as how women tend to shave their pubic region more often than men).
Referring the the 'turtle' part of this nick name, a hairy turtle is more common in males than females(seeing as how women tend to shave their pubic region more often than men).
It seems that most men pride themselves on the cleanliness of their hairy turtle, rather than remove it.
by Innuendo Mistress October 30, 2010
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