Toasted Salad

When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad

MR. T was delighted when MS. M gave him a Toasted Salad and got his asshole stoned

by Randy the perv March 01, 2021

Toasted Salad

A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.

Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.

by Randy the perv March 01, 2021

what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

toast mouth

When a girl won't suck you because she has a sore throat!

I can't go down on you, I have toast mouth!

by JAB_1987 November 11, 2018

Toasting

Warming up/increase of temperature with a buddy.

Me and my buddy were toasting yesterday because it was cold outside.

by NoVa_RiFt22 February 16, 2015

Toasting

When you aren't napping, but your eyes are closed and you're just chilling out.

Jack: Hey Bob, you're sleeping?

Bob: Nah man, just toasting.

by allena1212 January 06, 2023

Toasting

When someone doesn’t answer or acknowledge your text message.

“She’s toasting me. Ignoring my texts.”

by ZipMaxx August 01, 2019