age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 8, 2025

Number

Dawg, as long as the checks don't ever bounce I don't care. You're like one of those fucks at the gas station who don't understand how pre-paying for gas works. I don't know how much gas you car takes.

Hym "Just pick a fucking number that resembles the amount you usually pay based on what level you tank is at and whatever your don't pump will go back on to your card."

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

sleep number

the number of people you have slept with

My sleep number has nothing to do with a mattress-but what happens on top of it!

by dorksideofthemoon March 17, 2021

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

an (insert number between 1-10 here)

a way to describe how attractive someone or something is by rating it on a scale of one to ten where 1 being a fucking pig and ten being a extremely hot man or women (usually a woman in most cases).

"How hot do you think that girl is?"
"I would say an (insert number between 1-10 here)."

by littleman_dictionary May 29, 2023

You’re So Chanel Number 5

Means the person in question is extremely High Maintenance. Has expensive tastes.

1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.

2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.

by Jlove973 September 27, 2021

rule number 14

never start a fight, but finish it when someone else does

yo this mf just took a swing
rule number 14 brother

by adfhibidbuidg July 1, 2023