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Bodied

Cheated on, unfaithful, replaced, had sex with someone besides the person they are claiming to be
"Darrel you bodied Sheena over 67 times, boo, what did you think Sheena was going to do stay with your cheating a**!?!"
by KitAstrophekiller April 21, 2024
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Bodi

A Bodi is the best possible friend you can ever imagine: she (she, not he) is funny, pretty, gezellig and she loves to be around people. All the other meanings of Bodi on this website are dumb, so this is is especially to make it better.

Bodi’s often change their dreamjobs and can be compared to Barbie. Just like Barbie they have different interests each week. As a child, a Bodi might have the strange habit of wanting to become a clown. That’s where the job obsession starts. Bodi’s would for example love to be interior designers, English teachers, Real Estate something, Spanish, wedding organisers, shoe artists, and massagers. The good thing is that they never get tired of new things.

A real Bodi loves good food, especially when someone else pays it. Just kidding, they pay their own food from time to time.

A Bodi might fall in love with strange guys, but at least she’s very honest and loyal to those people. The guys always have dark hair. When a Bodi is in love she’s 10000% into him, but her friends may think the guy is an idiot. Did I already tell you that friends are always right? Grappiee

Her looks: Very pretty, fake blonde, brown eyes, extremely muscular (just kidding). Her teeth are so bright that people have to wear sunglasses and sunscreen around her, so they won’t hurt their eyes or get a sunburn.

Her best friend’s name rhymes with Haira and her mom’s name sounds like Ranja. She falls for guys rhyming with Wilan, Fylan, Hoe and Flamairo.
Sara: Hey Bodi, what do you think of this?
Bodi: Perfect, I’ll write one about you too!
Sara: Wow I did not at all expect that

That person looks strange, must be a Bodi’
by Ihavenoideawhothisishmm November 22, 2021
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Big body tonka

Tonka
A car that yeat mentioned
Big body tonka
A big body car yeat mentioned and unfortunately a bar
God, my head hurt, I been poppin' so many damn pills
Now my bread hurt, I just bought a crib up in the Hills
Got a big body Tonka, matte black, Forgi' wheels
by UndergroundManATTACK May 23, 2024
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BODI

That's BODI!
by anonymous May 31, 2021
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Body man

A man who used to serve a purpose but who's shine has faded to equal that of the rusted old vehicles he used to be assigned to, the difference being that they can be restored while he is too far gone to be worth the gas it would take to transport him for scrap.
A man who will perform illegal work on a vehicle then call the cops about it when attempts to extort the driver cease to be fruitful.
A man who will throw anyone innocent under a bus to suckle on the dick of those he knows too well and who know him well enough to know to get him under the thumb of their blackmail before he drops any dimes on them, once under his thumb instruct him to roll his many dimes on the undeserving
I think that body man knew all about some body, man
by Rashholevortex February 20, 2022
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bodies

A word for the number of people you’ve slept with or killed.
Girl: How many bodies you got?
Boy: 13
by Ashhxaa September 9, 2021
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Body for it

Something that a man says about his daughter when he wants to fuck her.
You should see my daughter she’s totally got the body for it.
by Happyme15 November 24, 2021
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