russian top

the act of putting a womans legs behind her head and sitting her up for cowgirl
when she is set up spin her around

i russian topped you mom

by C.A.Nicholson March 13, 2011

Top Bad

The absolute pinacle of "bad".

Shit man, that's top bad about your old lady bangin' that fucko...and a PIG no less.

by Dr. Reuben October 12, 2011

Top Tenner

Someone who's iPod is comprised only of songs that have been on the iTunes top ten songs list.

Jake is such a top tenner, he keeps playing new Eminem and Over by Drake.

by DomoSwag October 19, 2011

Top secret

When your bigger brother/ sister hides something on the top shelf and you don't know what it is because you're too short to see it.

My brother has been bothering me with that top secret for months.

by Psevo nim July 20, 2017

Red topping

When a hot redhead has you waiting forever for a response

I been talking to this beautiful girl but the get to know you process taking forever cause she red topping me

by Savage king wc August 19, 2017

Tippin’ to the top

Being at the maximum state of intoxication

“This wine got me tippin’ to the top!”

by Tilted4life November 3, 2018

Waffle Top

When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle

Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.

by Unkum March 11, 2019