jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

The Mums

The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.

"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."

by Chicketychina11 June 21, 2013

MuM D

A person who is known by many, often the funny guy in the group. He/she usually is the player in the group.

MuM D is the nickname I would give john

by IamDontai November 23, 2021

ya mum in a milk bar

the most hilarious thing to ever be said

amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar

by yeeturmum July 13, 2019

ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

Ya mum

When someone is talk about your mum or a joke

Ya mum so fat when she had a photo it toke two years to load

by Jakeycox August 09, 2021

ya mum

ya mum

ya mum.

by vyu08bipu March 07, 2022