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by anonymous January 13, 2022
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Spider Bub

when your bubby has her feet on the wall because she’s too hot and becomes spider bub.
Spider bub, spider bub, does whatever a spider bub does, can she swing from a web? No she can’t because she’s a spider bub
by bubbeyyyy January 17, 2022
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Big Spider Energy

When you’re in a specific place, such as a building with excessive cobwebs, you know there’s an ungodly amount of “big” spiders residing there….you can just feel its energy; waiting for the ceiling tile to open up to thousands of tarantula paratroopers dropping in on you. Also known as BSE
Bobby’s house has Big Spider Energyholy shit, a tarantula!
by Arachno Mike September 21, 2022
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Spider-Man

A kid who wears a Spider-Man mask to school every day for no reason other than that he can
“Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”

“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”
by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022
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Wild Spider

N - those little shit toddlers and babies that scream at the top of their lungs whenever they feel like it.
“Yo that wild spider is so fucking loud wtf”

“Yeah you know it those kids never shut up”
by Average CSN student October 16, 2022
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Spider fluffer

A person employed in the pornographic spider industry to keep the spiders aroused
My coworker is a real spider fluffer
by Spider fluffer May 17, 2022
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Barking Spider

Barking Spider- An elusive species, the Barking Spider is the only species of spider that can be found all over the world. This spider is especially attracted to spicy food. This spider is most abundant at Indian, Mexican, and Thai restaurants due to the use of hot peppers and seasonings.

When threatened, the spider will release a nauseating stench that has been known to make people throw up. Before it releases the gas however, it will “bark”. Scientists don’t know how the spider does this as no specimen has ever been caught. It still eludes us to this day
“Barks”

What the hell was that?!

It’s those damn barking spiders again
by Adraa23 May 20, 2022
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