Kick your short friends

This is the only day you can kick your shirt friends as much as you want.

Yo kick your short friends!

by french fries for life November 1, 2019

day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004

Kick a short person day

Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th

It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*

by Wake up child April 30, 2022

Punt Short People Day

When you don't want to wait for Throw Short People Day

"I can't wait for Throw Short People Day"
"Today is Punt Short People Day!"

by cucoshorty December 24, 2021

family guy youtube shorts

You're scrolling youtube shorts, seeing memes, gaming clips and some cringe videos, when all of a sudden you see a unique video. Its a family guy clip, with some stupid mobile game gameplay at the bottom. You think nothing about, and scroll further. Then you see another clip. And another one. You slowly realise that your algorithm has been infected by these clips. You try to press the do not recommend button, but they are all from diffrent channels. You desperatly try to get away from these clips, but they just keep coming. Annoyed by this, you exit shorts, only to realise that your youtube homepage is now also filled with youtube family guy clip shorts, and full 3-2 minute videos of clips. Then, you break and create a new account. You decide to go on shorts again. You're scrolling youtube shorts, seeing memes, gaming clips and some cringe videos, when all of a sudden you see a unique video. Its a family guy clip, with some stupid mobile game gameplay at the bottom.

Hey, you tried the new youtube feature?
Yeah, its stupid. I just keep getting family guy youtube shorts.

by CrimsonGuy64 May 13, 2023

Kick Short People Day

The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!

Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!

by Alla Gnatenko August 29, 2021

Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!

Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!

by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021