Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.
There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.
by ribick June 28, 2020
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by SOKÓŁ August 30, 2010
Get the to spinach self up mug.At November 18 the people/ your friends/you have to self live yourself if you don't! Love yourself and say your beautiful ❤️
by Kazuho November 15, 2021
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I was competing with a couple of friends to see who could hold his breath the longest, and I was reading the daily newspaper-comics to distract me from my respiratory discomfort. Then I read a cartoon that really struck me funny and so I hadda laugh --- talk about self-imposed exhale!
by QuacksO October 23, 2018
Get the self-imposed exhale mug.When someone uses the word “fag,” many have a hard time understanding whether they mean “annoying/Harley Davidson rider” or “gay.” Self-Declared Fag is a phrase invented to help distinguish between the two. A Self-Declared Fag is one who has come out of the closet and is openly homosexual. A Self-Declared Fag is not ashamed of it, while a normal fag is insulted by it.
“Bro when is that fag on the Harley gonna get a haircut”?
“My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!
“My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!
by Bouquet July 3, 2018
Get the Self-Declared Fag mug.A conversation one engages in with oneself in a way which resembles the way one converses with oneself or with a different individual, only this type of self-conversation takes place in the present but with a recording of one's words made in the past.
To participate in an asynchronous self-conversation one needs to listen to an audio recording of things one said in the past, and can either speak to the individual speaking in the recording acknowledging that one is speaking to oneself, or pretend one is speaking to someone other than oneself. Asynchronous self-conversations work surprisingly well and can be enlightening because as time progresses every individual changes. Therefore, at 12:00 P.M. (noon) no one is thinking or feeling the same things they were thinking and feeling at 11:59 A.M. ( one-minute ago ). Listening to a recording of a word one said is a type of Asynchroneous Self-Conversation.
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Get the Asynchronous Self-Conversation mug.America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.
Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"
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