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Self-Declared Fag

When someone uses the word “fag,” many have a hard time understanding whether they mean “annoying/Harley Davidson rider” or “gay.” Self-Declared Fag is a phrase invented to help distinguish between the two. A Self-Declared Fag is one who has come out of the closet and is openly homosexual. A Self-Declared Fag is not ashamed of it, while a normal fag is insulted by it.
“Bro when is that fag on the Harley gonna get a haircut”?

My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!
by Bouquet July 3, 2018
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self-imposed exhale

Where you are trying to hold in a deep breath but then unintentionally do something that obliges you to "pop" whether ya want to or not.
I was competing with a couple of friends to see who could hold his breath the longest, and I was reading the daily newspaper-comics to distract me from my respiratory discomfort. Then I read a cartoon that really struck me funny and so I hadda laugh --- talk about self-imposed exhale!
by QuacksO October 23, 2018
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intraocular self observation

America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.

Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"
by Icohedric January 20, 2014
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self-love day

At November 18 the people/ your friends/you have to self live yourself if you don't! Love yourself and say your beautiful ❤️
You: I look ugly
Me: It's November 18! It's self-love day!
You: Oh yeah! I love pretty!
by Kazuho November 15, 2021
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Boss Yo' Self

To “Boss Yo’ Self” is to take control of your life, to take responsibility for every aspect of your existence. When there’s no cars coming so you cross the road, even though the man is red? That is to Boss Yo' Self. When you do what you want, when you want, regardless of the conditions of your parole? That is to Boss Yo' Self.
“No more tequila!”, Jill bossed herself, “no more tequila 'til Jack Jr. is born!” BOSS YO' SELF!
Go for a run, you fat slug!”, Jack bossed himself, “go for a run…and maybe swing by McDonalds on the way home”. BOSS YO' SELF!
by loudmouthben October 10, 2019
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Low Self Opinion

I think you got a low self opinion man
I see you standing all by yourself
Unable to express the pain of your distress
You withdraw deeper inside
And everybody else
They wonder what´s on your mind
They got so tired of you
And your self ridicule
They wrote you off and left you behind

You sleep alone at night
You never woder why
All this bitterness wells up inside you
You always victimize
So you can criticize yourself
And all those around you
The hatred you project
Does nothing to protect you
You leave yourself so exposed
You want to open up
When someone says
Lighten up
You find all you doors closed
Get youself a break from self rejection
Try some introspection
And you just might find
It´s not so bad and anyway
At the end of the day
All you have is yourself and your mind
The self hatred that blinds you
Binds you grinds you keeps you down
The world falls down around you
You build up walls around you
You war disgust like a crown

If you could see the you that I see
When I see you seeing me
You´d see yourself so differently
Believe me

I know the self doubt that runs inside your mind
I know the self doubt that treats you so unkind

If you could see the you that I see
When I see you
You would see things differently
I assure you

Low Self Opinion
by WorseThanHitler January 14, 2021
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grope my self

having to to take a leak relive one self
bro hang on I got to grope my self before we roll
by nitro2310s4 July 17, 2010
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