salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

salty butthole by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015

salty dong 

A German Pretzel

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst

salty dong by Sancerredave November 7, 2015

salty porridge 

An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes

Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast

salty porridge by Checkmate November 11, 2015

salty domingo

You gently ask a woman to drink a cup of your urine, and then proceed to sodomize her (with consent) with a roasted piece of corn on the cob. And then jizz in her eye.

Me: Hey there, you come here often?
Her: On occasion, hehe
Me: Yeah that's cool listen can I give you a salty domingo or what?

salty domingo by saltydomingo December 3, 2015

Salty Switcharoo 

When you are about to have sex with a really hot girl, so you pull down her pants and see a giant, erect dick.

Dude we got back from the bar and were about to get it on but then it turned into a salty switcharoo

Salty Switcharoo by Keitren December 18, 2015

salty mommy 

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

salty mommy by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

salty mommy 

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

salty mommy by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016