salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

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Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

Hey man what's her problem?
Oh her husband left and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

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salty kernel

Chunky Semen

I got that salty kernel stuck in my throat.

by Kernel69 March 23, 2017

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salty sardine

When one of your mates cums in a pussy and you eat it

Hey jeremt you wanna eat my salty sardine

by Gwe July 31, 2022

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Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).

Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.

by xarumitzu August 4, 2020

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