Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

Booter Snooter

A very snooty person who tends to kick others out of their place when they are seen as being of a lower class than the snooty person is. Not to be confused with a Snooter Booter.

No, we had to leave early. John mentioned his meager yearly salary and, well you know Dave. He's quite the Booter Snooter.

by elliot_ January 12, 2024

national scooter day

may 21,st national buy a scooter day

its may21st which means its national scooter day!!

by aubreyvallentine May 21, 2024

tuna scooter

verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.

Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.

by Be-Rad June 4, 2024

Slovakian scooter

When the women is laying on her neck legs in the air around the man’s head, the man is sitting on her ass making scooter sounds while standing up shitting in her ass hole, via tube Inserted in each ani

My grandma was complaining about her neck problems so I told grandpa to to go easy on her with the Slovakian scooter.

by Jumper gang June 17, 2024

Boomer scooter

Any motorcycle type that was beloved by the baby boomer generation that is now wildly overpriced.

Ed's grandfather was feeling nostalgic, so he bought a boomer scooter and is now farting up and down the road.

by Odiesel April 13, 2025

E-scooter virginity

When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins

That football player hit me on his e-scooter yesterday. He took my e-scooter virginity

by OG Zus August 18, 2025