salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.

Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!

by Chad_Tyrone July 1, 2024

Salty

Cassie

Cassie is salty, salty is Cassie

by HonnnnnnnnneeeeeeyyyyyBadger December 15, 2017

The Salty Blowfish

The sexual act in which a man goes down on a woman to suck sperm from her vagina so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH"

The pornstars Jackie Cumsmore and Jimmy spits both won Golden Hole Awards for their roles in The Salty Blowfish Spits.

by Hacktheworld October 8, 2021

Salty Rodman

A term used to describe how she tastes and how you feel, when Dennis Rodman barebacks your girlfriend after drinks in Ft. Lauderdale.

Ankles: I’m just with my friends!
Kyle: who’s that in the background?
Me: Bro, that’s a Salty Rodman

by Salty Popcorn Krew December 27, 2022