david rivers

The world's greatest player. Nobody is greater.

Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"

by Donk Danner June 27, 2017

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River

A river is a hole in the Earth which is magically filled up by water.

Person: I want to live in Montenegro!
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.

by skeletronreal March 13, 2022

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the dirty river

Another Name for Sacramento.

"I'm Out The Dirty River, they call it $acramento!!!!

by Fuck Whitney High School Like Yee May 14, 2008

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Rivers, if you ever meet a Rivers there's a few things that you will figure out quickly. You might feel judged or observed by Rivers by their stare or lack of engagement in the conversation but this just means they are paying attention and actually listening. Once a Rivers feels comfortable with you, you will get to see what an amazing funny person they are. Rivers is the kind of person that you can tell genuinely cares about your well being. Rivers tend to have the most beautiful eyebrows and eyes that could really draw you in. They are one of the best people you will meet so when they start to pull away from you and become distant, don't let them go. they are so very special and unlike anyone you'll ever meet. They will make you remember the name Rivers forever.

"Hey who's that kid, they don't really say much."

"Oh I know them, that's Rivers, I promise, you'll love them."

by Skullkat November 21, 2021

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