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Poon Pusher

The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.
Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."
by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011
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poon wound

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet
Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound
by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011
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poon pop

The act of taking ones penis out of one, usually hotter girls vagina, and instantly placing it in another usually less attractive girls mouth
"Dude, I was about to bust, pulled out and shoved it in her sisters mouth!!"
"Ahhhh, fed her the 'ol poon pop did ya?"
by trippy1981 December 27, 2011
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Poonamdeep

Ugliest, fattest most annoying person in the world. May cause blindness and is also conceited. Also falls in love easily. Does not have a great sense of humor or sex life. Will find a man and get married but will not have more than 1 baby. Socially awkward and does not have any friends.
Eww look at that poonamdeep.
by mcikfneibjw January 11, 2012
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Poonani Granger

Somebody who is just a real tosser, can be used as 'granger'
"I can't believe he said that, What a Poonani granger!" or could be said as "what a granger!"
by BicTissa March 24, 2012
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Poon Haggler

A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men
The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler
by tankbanger November 15, 2012
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Poon Pappy

A man that has has sex reguarly with a certain attractive woman.

A guy that has a lot of quality sex.
Carl- Bro, you're such a poon pappy.
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".
by boomersooner14 December 4, 2012
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